"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/08/2016 at 22:33 • Filed to: None
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/08/2016 at 22:33 • Filed to: None | 9
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
Datsun-Ferrari for your time.
Steve in Manhattan
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/08/2016 at 22:37 |
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The Czech is in the male! Try the veal!
$kaycog
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/08/2016 at 22:39 |
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*giggle*
CB
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/08/2016 at 22:40 |
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That’s amazing.
PS9
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/08/2016 at 23:17 |
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Plot twist: The friend was Harambe.
Bowtie_Guy
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/08/2016 at 23:41 |
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There is actually a video of the joke...